GONNA BE A BEAR

One of my coworkers shared something with our residents this afternoon. Everyone enjoyed it so I will share it with you. No author listed – if you know the source please let me know. Hope this brings a smile to your face.

bears

Gonna be a Bear

In this life I am a woman.In my next life,I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear,you get to hibernate.You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while

you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re mama bear, everyone around knows you mean business. You swat

anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat,

Yup, gonna be a bear!

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